Kathy Griffin & Jack Black

“Another example of me getting flack from the boys is when Jack Black dumped me. That’s right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that’s a relationship in my book…Of course I thought he was a weirdo, and was therefore instantly attracted to him…Jack and I were pretty much complete opposites. I was always kind of a neatnik, a stickler for rules, and Jack would smoke pot and play video games all day.

…When our brief fling ended, I got up at Un-Caberet and did a bit about how Jack dumped me for Andy Dick, because they had started hanging out and became their own mutual appreciation society about each other’s comedy. Well, even though there wasn’t a single guy I knew that I hadn’t gone up onstage and talked about, Jack and Andy were staring daggers at me after that set. I remember thinking ‘I dont care. You broke up with me, Jack. And Andy, you’re probably high.’ “

- from Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

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